January 2012
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MORE REQUESTS
MORE MORE YOU’LL WANT MORE COME AND GET THEM, HOT HOT HOT REQUESTS REQUESTS GET A FREE PORNO TODAY.
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Hi!! Anychance I could request R??? Lalonde x Jane...
((Doing one homestuck first. Also: R??? is now Rosalina, and D??? is Da’vere. And yes, that’s a real name. I had to think on the spot okay?)) TG: youre so preytt jane TG: *pretty GG: Oh, shut up. Jane didn’t like her weight. It was what kept her from a lot of things. School friends, mostly. People in general. She grew skeptical of everyone and everything over...
Jan 1st
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Watch me butcher Artemis Fowl's personality.: DO... →
psychoticmist: hellaocmadness: YOU YEAH, YOU NO NOT HIM YOU DO YOU LIKE FREE STUFF? OR BETTER YET, WRITTEN PORN? ~gasp~ HI, MY NAME IS HELLAOCMADNESS. OR WELL, IT IS TO YOU. YOU CAN ALSO CALL ME goddess MADAME PO OR MANO SINCE I GET CALLED THAT BY SOME PEOPLE. SEE, I WRITE PORN. OR NO, NOT PORN. EROTICA. FULL,… I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD THAT’S WHAT I’M HERE FOR,...
Jan 1st
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TO ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS: I DO ANYTHING sick fetishes, gender swap, guro, inflation, con, noncon, canon or not, orgies, ANYTHING
Jan 1st
Waiting until the current dies down before I finish up the first fic. Also have to go to other apt. Be back in like twenty.
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ALSO *crosses fingers I don’t get killed* I DO HETALIA. HURR HURR
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Anonymous asked: Do you do obscure fetishes
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DO YOU LIKE FREE STUFF? OR PORN? OR FREE HOMESTUCK...
YOU YEAH, YOU NO NOT HIM YOU DO YOU LIKE FREE STUFF? OR BETTER YET, WRITTEN PORN? ~gasp~ HI, MY NAME IS HELLAOCMADNESS. OR WELL, IT IS TO YOU. YOU CAN ALSO CALL ME goddess MADAME PO OR MANO SINCE I GET CALLED THAT BY SOME PEOPLE. SEE, I WRITE PORN. OR NO, NOT PORN. EROTICA. FULL, UNADULTERATED EROTICA. “What?” She purred, natural manipulation setting into affect. “Too scared about oral...
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December 2011
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From The Golden Land: Dear Homestuck Tumblr... →
ragestuck: Stop using social justice to justify bashing people who ship things you don’t like. There’s a big difference between educating people about why their ships can be considered problematic / why they should be considerate in tagging their posts because of something potentially… Yep yep. I just ignore them now, at this point, though. I don’t think people are going to stop...
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Reblog if you'd go here if it was real.
luci-is-my-homeboy: gallifreyan-hufflepuff: courage-beingwhoyouare: yes. Anything’s better then my crappy school Yes please.
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==> Be proper kismesises.
((Not sure what the fuck this is but I liked writing it. Warning: Fem Oral, mentioned pegging, and all around snippy-ness.)) ERIDAN: wwatch the fuckin teeth landdwweller or ill leave ROSE: Eridan, calm yourself. ~~~~ Rose was the most calm and collected of the pair. “What are you doing?” Eridan’s eyes flickered up to Roses face, before hissing in that silly, flameboyant...
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thingsthatturnyouon: Everyone, please DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE TONIGHT! From 6 p.m. till 6 a.m. on New years Eve/Day, AAA will take your drunk ass and your car home FOR FREE, whether you’re a member or not. Reblog this, let others know. 800-222-4357. Us here at thingsthatturnyouon wish you a happy new years eve and a good transition into the new year. better safe than sorry!  
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cliscia: dokirameki: Original Panels: [x], [x], [x], [x], [x], [x] and John Godtier by Lazylaz.tumblr.com for the End of Act 5 Flash. neat Yes good
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WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF  →
geromylaughingalonewithgeromy: john & karkat God damn it fjfnmjkrsngf THAT WAS HORRIBLY SAD.
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Jane's Dad
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I am desperate to make the Artemis Fowl fandom glow. I’ve been “in” this fandom for like three years. Currently, as far as I know, only two other people have similar ships and takes on things as I do in the fandom. When I grow up, I want to be famous. Super, super famous. And I want to make major web comics and fan comics of my own. I want to have my own fandom, and have my own...
Dec 31st
courage.: “You are unacceptable!” Tumblr yelled,... →
cesaret: “You are unacceptable!” Tumblr yelled, giving Missing E a firm shove. “What are you doing, I thought we were…” Missing E cried, both unable to resist the abuse and compatibility with its love, the one who gave it meaning and purpose. “I thought I could take it, but you slow me down! You make me…
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amoebayaois: johnlaughingwithdaveindresses: i know how homestuck ends andy hussie says on formspring that john is gay, submits it multiple times to shokiade and vexarian’s blogs and then never updates again best ending ever
Dec 31st
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Reblog if you're going to end 2011 with a...
yuugi: ganderbulbs: my beautiful waifu, computer-chan…. KUMA.
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Cupcake Carnival: askk4rkat: NEVER IN THE 6... →
askk4rkat: NEVER IN THE 6 PITIFUL SOLAR SWEEPS OF MY LIFE HAVE I EVER SO STRONGLY FELT THE NEED TO SPILL BLOOD. I AM CONTEMPLATING EITHER CULLING MYSELF JUST TO ESCAPE THE AGONY OF EXPOSING MYSELF TO FRIVOLOUS AND FUCKING ANNOYING HUMANS WHO FEEL THEY NEED TO SEND ME…
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The Corruption Test →
whereismyjam: gamzee-makara: pawtism: canni8al: phreash: i-am-bear: bunnyc0re: robsrebellion: katelaura: thetalkinghat: erinaceousmeso: musicintuition: …7! Damn I feel like a child… 8 damn i got more than a collage student this is awkward Six~ Um, is this thing on right? *adjusts halo* …82. Uhhh.. 77. 54. Not quite average, but I think it might still surprise...
Dec 31st
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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
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The Best Kind of Debauchery: everyone please show... →
whereismyjam: modtier: f’rex: (Invader Zim —>) Harry Potter —> Teen Titans —> Naruto —> (Bleach/Tutu/Gundam SEED —>) Avatar —> Tales of Legendia —> (American Idol 8 —>) Homestuck well shit if i remember let’s seeeee Pokemon/Sailor Moon/Beast Wars all around the same time (i still love beast wars and… MAJOR fandoms: Twilight(SHUT UP)——>Invader...
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Angry / Displeased: (*≧m≦*) (>_< )o o( >oo< )┘|}} \(@O@)/ (≧▼≦;) \(〇O〇)/ s(・`ヘ´・;)ゞ(▼へ▼メ)\(`O´θ/ θ\(;¬_¬) ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ 凸(-0-メ) 凸(`△´+) 凸(`0´)凸 凸(`⌒´メ)凸 \(`0´)/ -`д´- (>人
Apologizing: m(_ _)m m(._.)m m(._.)m (ノ´д`) (シ_ _)シ  <(。_。)> m(_ _;;m m(¬0¬)m
Bears: ( ̄(エ) ̄) (。・ω・。) (●`・(エ)・´●) (*ノ・ω・) 川´・ω・`川 ( (ミ´ω`ミ)) ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ) \(・`(ェ)・)/ ⊂(ο・㉨・ο)⊃ (^(エ)^) (^(I)^) ( ̄(エ) ̄)ノ ⊂( ̄(工) ̄)⊃ ⊂(^(工)^)⊃ ⊂(・(ェ)・)⊃ (* ̄(エ) ̄*) ヾ(´(エ)`ノ゙ (/(エ)\) ⊂( ̄(エ) ̄)⊃ “(`(エ)´)ノ (`(エ)´)ノ Ψ( ̄(エ) ̄)Ψ (/-(エ)-\) (´(エ)`) ヽ( ̄(エ) ̄)ノ (/ ̄(エ) ̄)/ ┏((= ̄(エ) ̄=))┛ (● ̄(エ) ̄●) (♥ó㉨ò)ノ♡ ・㉨・ (ó㉨ò)
Cats: (=^・ェ・^=) (=^‥^=) ( =①ω①=) (=^・^=) o(^・x・^)o d(=^・ω・^=)b V(=^・ω・^=)v (=TェT=) (=;ェ;=) (=`ω´=) ヽ(=^・ω・^=)丿 (=^・ω・^)y= \(=^‥^)/'` (^-人-^) ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^・ω・^ ) (=^-ω-^=) b(=^‥^=)o (.=^・ェ・^=) (=´∇`=) ヾ(=゚・゚=)ノ ~(=^‥^)ノ ~(=^‥^)/ (=xェx=) (=;ェ;=) (=`ェ´=) (^・o・^)ノ" (^._.^)ノ └(=^‥^=)┐ ='①。①'=
Confused: (´・_・`) (◎_◎;) (`_´)ゞ (◎-◎;) (・_・ヾ ( ̄(エ) ̄)ゞ (-_-)ゞ゛ ('◇')? ヽ(゜Q。)ノ? (´`;) ? 【・ヘ・?】 【・_・?】 ( ・◇・)? (゜-゜) ヾ(´・ ・`。)ノ" 「(゚ペ) ( ?´_ゝ`) o(´^`)o (´−`) ンー (」゚ペ)」 (•ิ_•ิ)? 「(°ヘ°) (。ヘ°) ヽ(゜Q。)ノ? (´`;) ? 〈(゜。゜) (゜。゜) く(^_・)ゝ (^~^;)ゞ
Dancing: ヘ(^_^ヘ) (ノ^_^)ノ o(^^o) (o^^)o (ノ´_ゝ`)ノ ヾ(^ ^ゞ (ノ‥)ノ ( ノ^ω^)ノ゚ ヾ(*´∇`)ノ ヾ(・ω・*)ノ (*ノ´□`)ノ 。(⌒∇⌒。) (。⌒∇⌒)。 〜( ̄▽ ̄〜) (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 〜(^∇^〜) (〜^∇^) 〜( ̄△ ̄〜) (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜 ┗(`ー´)┓ ┏(`ー´)┛ ┗(^0^)┓ (^0^)┛ (ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ) ヘ( ̄ω ̄ヘ) (ノ ̄ω ̄)ノ ヘ(^o^ヘ)(ノ^o^)ノ ヾ(-_- )ゞ ヾ(@^∇^@)ノ (ノ≧∀≦)ノ \(^ω^\) (ノ゚▽゚)ノ ヽ(゚ー゚*ヽ) ヽ(*゚ー゚*)ノ (ノ*゚ー゚)ノ ヽ(*´Д`*)ノ (o´・_・)っ ヾ(*д*) ヽ(°◇° )ノ ヽ( °◇°)ノ (ノ°ο°)ノ (ノ・o・)ノ ヾ(^^ゞ) ヾ(゚∀゚ゞ) ヽ(´ー`)ノ ヾ(*⌒ヮ⌒*)ゞ 〈( ^.^)ノ ┌(★o☆)┘ └(★o★)┐ ♪(┌・。・)┌
Dead: x_x;) (*_*) (×_×;) (×_×# (#+_+) (+_+) ヾ(×× ) ツ (Ω_Ω) へ(>
Dogs: Uo・ェ・oU ∪・ω・∪ U。・ェ・。U ▽・ω・▽ ▽・w・▽ U^皿^U v・。・V UTェTU (^・(I)・^) U・♀・U o(U・ω・)⊃ (^・x・^) (U・x・U) ▼o・ェ・o▼ U^ェ^U U ̄ー ̄U
┌U・ェ・U┘ └@(・ェ・)@┐ ヾ(●ω●)ノ (〓 ̄(∵エ∵) ̄〓)
Drinking: o口(・∀・ ) (。・・)_且 且_(゚◇゚;)ノ゙ ~旦_(^O^ ) (  ゜Д゜)⊃旦 ( ´・ω・`)_且~ ( ^-^)_旦"" (*^◇^)_旦 (*`▽´)_旦~~ ~(=^‥^)_旦~ (^-^)_日 ~~旦_(・o・;) ( -_-)旦~ (#´ー´)旦 且_(・_・ )
Evil / Sneaky: (・`ω´・) ψ(`∇´)ψ (`ー´) (。・`ω´・。) o(`ω´*)o | `Д´| (`ε´)(σ- `д・´) (`Д´*) (=`〜´=) (メ`ロ´)/ Ψ(`▽´)Ψ (#`∀´)_Ψ (*-`ω´- )人 (ц`ω´ц*) (`∀´)Ψ ψ(*`ー´)ψ Ψ(`◇´)Ψ “ψ(`∇´)ψ
Greetings / Goodbyes: ヾ(^∇^) (^-^*)/ ( ゚▽゚)/ ( ^_^)/ (^o^)/ (^ _ ^)/ ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ (ノ´∀`*)ノ (ヾ(´・ω・`) ☆ミ(o*・ω・)ノ \(^▽^*) (*^▽^)/ ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ ヾ(-_-;)
ヾ( ' - '*) ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ ~ヾ ^∇^ ~ヾ(^∇^) \( ̄O ̄) (。・ω・)ノ゙ (*^・ェ・)ノ
( ̄∠  ̄ )ノ (* ̄O ̄)ノ ヾ(。´・_●・`。)☆ (/・0・) (ノ^∇^) (,, ・∀・)ノ゛ (。・д・)ノ゙
\(°o°;) (。´∀`)ノ (o´ω`o)ノ ( ・ω・)ノ (。^_・)ノ ( ・_・)ノ \(-o- ) (。-ω-)ノ
\(-_- ) \( ・_・) ヾ(´¬`)ノ ヾ(☆▽☆) (^ Q ^)/゛ ~(^◇^)/ ヘ('◇'、)/ ヘ(°◇、°)ノ
ヘ(°¬°)ノ ヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ ( ゜ρ゜)ノ ー( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
Happy: (●´∀`●) (`・ω・´)” ヽ(;▽;)ノ (*´・v・) (((o(*゚▽゚*)o))) ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ (⌒▽⌒)☆ ⊂((・▽・))⊃ (≧∇≦)/ (´・ω・`) (’-’*) ∩( ・ω・)∩ (*≧▽≦)
\(^ ^)/ O(≧∇≦)O ( ´∀`) (^~^) \(@ ̄∇ ̄@)/  (☆^O^☆)
(★^O^★) (☆^ー^☆) (´ω`★) \(T∇T)/ ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ *(*´∀`*)☆ O(≧▽≦)O ヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ノ d=(´▽`)=b \(*T▽T*)/ ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ (*^ワ^*) (^Д^)ノ (´∀`) (°◇°;) (゜▽゜;) (/^▽^)/ (ノ´ー`)ノ ヽ(´ー`)ノ ( ^∇^) \( `.∀´)/
(●⌒∇⌒●) o(≧∇≦o) ヽ(`◇´)/ ヽ(*・ω・)ノ (^ω^) 。◕‿◕。 ⊙ω⊙ ⊙△⊙  o (◡‿◡✿) (∩_∩) (•ิ_•ิ) (/•ิ_•ิ)/
Hiding: |・ω・`) ヘ(・_| |−・;) |ω・) |_・)
Kissing: (´ε` )♡ ~(^з^)-☆ |°з°| (_ε_) ('ε') |( ̄3 ̄)| ( ̄ε ̄@) (*^3^)
(´ε`*) (○´3`)ノ (☆´3`) (* ̄з ̄) (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ (○゜ε^○) (TεT) (-ε- ) (@ーεー@) (*^3^)/~☆ ლ(|||⌒εー|||)ლ
Laughing: (・∀・) ( ´∀`) (⌒▽⌒) (^v^)
Mellow / Whatever: ヽ(´ー`)┌ ┗┐ヽ(′Д、`*)ノ┌┛ ヽ( ´¬`)ノ ┗┃・ ■ ・┃┛ ヾ(´A`)ノ゚
ヽ(・_・;)ノ ヽ(  ̄д ̄;)ノ \(〇_o)/ ヽ(。_°)ノ \(;´□`)/ ヾ(*´ー`)ノ ヽ('ー`)ノ ヽ(ー_ー )ノ (´~`;) ┐('~`;)┌ ヽ(*ω。)ノ (;´・`)> (^~^)
Painful: ☆⌒(>。≪) ☆ ̄(>。☆ ~(>_
Sad / Crying: 。・゚゚・(>д
Scared: (ノдヽ) ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ (/。\) (/_\) (/.\)
Shocked / Surprised: ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ (((( ;°Д°)))) ((((;゜Д゜))) (゜◇゜) ( ̄□ ̄;) ∑(O_O;) \(>o
⊙0⊙ w(°o°)w L(・o・)」 (○o○) (・□・;)
Shy / Embarrassed: ^_^;) (^^ゞ (^^;) (#^.^#) ('-'*) (*^^*) (@´_`@) (⌒_⌒;) (#`ε´#ゞ (*/∇\*) (〃 ̄ω ̄〃ゞ (*´ェ`*) (*´∀`*) (*´_ゝ`) (*´∀`*) (/ω\) (*ノ▽ノ) (*ノωノ) (/。\) (。-_-。)
Singing: ヾ(´□`* )ノ (^O^☆♪ \(^o^)/ (´▽`)ノ♪ "ヽ(´▽`)ノ" ヽ(´▽`;)/♪ ヽ(´・`)ノ ヽ(○´∀`)ノ♪ ヾ(´ρ`)〃 ヾ(´〇`)ノ (´△`)♪ (ノ´▽`)ノ♪
Sleeping / Waking Up: [(--)]zzz (´~`) ヾ(。 ̄□ ̄)ツ ヾ( ̄0 ̄; )ノ ヾ(。 ̄□ ̄)ツ ヾ(。 ̄□ ̄)ツ ヾ( ̄□ ̄;)ノ (。-ω-)zzz (-_-) zzz (∪。∪)。。。zzz
Smug: ー( ̄~ ̄)ξ (`へ´*)ノ ( ̄^ ̄) ( ̄へ ̄) ( ̄~ ̄;) ( ̄ェ ̄;) (-、-) ( ;`ヘ´)
o(´^`)o ( ̄ω ̄;)
Winking: (^_-) (-o⌒) (^_−) (^_-) (^_−)☆ (⌒.−)=★
Worried: (ーー;) ( ;´Д`) (; ̄ェ ̄) ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ ( ̄◇ ̄;) ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ (−_−;) (~_~;) ((*゜Д゜) (・_-。 ) ⊙﹏⊙ ミ●﹏☉ミ (-'๏_๏'-) (⊙...⊙ ) ( ´△`) (;° ロ°)
ヽ(゜ロ゜;)ノ (°o°;)
Stars / Symbols: ━━☆>^) ☆彡  ★彡  ☆彡  ★彡 ☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆ `*:;,.★ ~☆・:.,;*
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Sunglasses at Night: Why you shouldn't be... →
damegreywulf: > http://comments.deviantart.com/20/33332928/2344554564 > http://da—stamps.deviantart.com/gallery/27430510?offset=0 Goes around begging for attention from FEMALE WATCHERS, many of whom are TEENAGERS and he is supposedly MIDDLE AGED. Then posts shitty stamps, and not just shitty ones, but… Took me FOREVER to get through but yes this is good and accurate.
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let me tell you about homestuck fans: Boy do I... →
I wanted to submit this for a while but I actually kind of feel bad telling it. I can say for sure that the “heroine” of the story doesn’t read this blog, though. I have a friend— we will call her L for now. L is the only friend I’ve made outside the internet who likes Homestuck as much as I… It’s Cool to have your own dildos And stuff But don’t Don’t shove them in...
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i actually don't know what just happened. →
geromylaughingalonewithgeromy: karkat & john Everybody should read this.
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I just had the cutest convo with gamzee
karuface: I was the tavros http://trollmegle.net:8080/logs/126399.html Awwwww!
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